How do Americans feel about officially being the bad guys?

@Bumbles I wasn't aware that American Bald Eagles had three legs. (Check out the one in the top right corner.) 🦅

@Trav2024 Ha, that extra leg is for extra awesome!

@Bumbles Awesome at what? Population incarcerated? First world child mortality rate? Obesity rate?

@LadyShagw0rthy

Awesome Like this!

@Bumbles Benedict Arnold is looking fit.

@LadyShagw0rthy Why do you hate awesome freedom!

@LadyShagw0rthy I did all that last week, ha!

@LadyShagw0rthy I was a hot young stud serving up big plates of “Oh yeah!” to several neighborhood ladies. Then I’d so shots and ride my hog to the ocean to smoke a joint.

@Bumbles You never were. You were the kid who was constantly self harming for saying the wrong thing and generally leaving people cold in your company.

@LadyShagw0rthy Self love, but only when me ladies was on they period.

I’m a warm cuddle chunk, love.