Giant albatross chick breaks record for heaviest in history!
Experts believe the cause of the excessive growth is due to consumption of colossal squid sourced from the coast of NZ 🦑 The chick is so large we are not equipped to obtain an accurate weight measurement, but estimate it could be over 100 kilograms!
We hope to update everyone just past 12 noon today regarding the chick and its future ahead!
Ah, the currents bringing all those hormone filled leftover hamburgers and other garbage food from those numerous fast food joints from the Americas have done a great job.
From the size and weight of it, I believe the most suited name or this poor bird should be McTross 😞
