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ElwoodBlues · M
A Texas rancher was touring around Vermont and came upon a farmer mending his fence. The Texan got out of his Cadillac and proceeded to talk to the Vermonter.
Naturally, it came to the point of the Texan boasting about how big everything is in Texas. He said, “Ya know, ah can git in mah car at sunrise and drive all day long, and nevah see the end of mah land.”
The Vermont farmer nodded. “Yep, I once had a car like that too!”
Naturally, it came to the point of the Texan boasting about how big everything is in Texas. He said, “Ya know, ah can git in mah car at sunrise and drive all day long, and nevah see the end of mah land.”
The Vermont farmer nodded. “Yep, I once had a car like that too!”
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
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@GlitterEater just no
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
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@GlitterEater cocaine is a helluva drug
OverTheHill · 56-60, M
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Is traffic bad in Philadelphia?
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OverTheHill · 56-60, M
@SW-User Yes it can be during Rush hour, depending what roads you take.
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
deadgerbil · 26-30
GlitterEater · 36-40, F
@deadgerbil Maybe a round trip where you stop to eat twice.
Northwest · M
For a 300 mile drive? I suppose you can time it to hit every single rush traffic spot along the way.
deadteddy · 26-30, F
Nope, according to Google it’s a 5 hour drive
Are you going via California??? 🤔🤔🤔
MasterLee · 56-60, M
With jack daniels
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
More like 6/7 hours max
HannahSky · F
What, no
DDonde · 31-35, M
It's a long drive through PA. Well maybe not that long.