Why are Italians so lazy?

but i bet the beer lineup was pretty good in those days

Oh, I always thought that was the half that came down in the fall of Rome 🤷‍♂

English tourists came here and are taking it, pebble by pebble, to the British Museum, over the centuries

It's too hot in the Summer and too cold in the Winter.

In 2003 - I was pick-pocketed on the subway on the way to visit the Coliseum....(true story)

Imagine having nothing else to do on a Sunday except watch a guy fight a tiger.

Too many vino breaks.

That's because someone ate the watermelon Colosseum model

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The rest of the world decided it was an heritage site - and now it's illegal to finish it, so... 🤷‍♀🤷‍♀🤷‍♀

They did finish it. What’s missing is the proof of wear and tear.

I suppose they are too lazy to come back for renovations.