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My friend was telling everyone how in Greece when somebody lights your cigarette we say that this person owes you 7 years of sex

And then this man I had a thing with lit mine with his own cigarette and said now it's 14 🥰
omg u had adult relations with someone? 🤢
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HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@PervertedPrincessOfDeath I have myopia 😌
@HannibalAteMeOut sounds kinky ngl
Elessar · 26-30, M
So basically the fact I don't smoke supports the idea I should finally leave everything behind and become a monk
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Elessar or just light somebody else's cigarette without having one yourself 😌 for 7 years you'll be indebted
Elessar · 26-30, M
@HannibalAteMeOut "Here, I'm giving you lung cancer and you owe me sex"
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@Elessar fair!
What if i just flick a lit match at your bong do i owe you a rimjob or something?
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@PervertedPrincessOfDeath look, as a civilization we didn't go that far to think of this
@HannibalAteMeOut
SW-User
7 years, huh? Sounds like bad luck to me 😉
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User depends on who does it
SW-User
@HannibalAteMeOut True true
JestAJester · 31-35, M
Ive decided, im taking up smoking, for ... you know... health reasons
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
How does that work with vaping? 😅
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@ineedadrink it doesn't, that's why vaping is for losers
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@HannibalAteMeOut I can't speak much on the topic as I don't smoke or vape.
SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M
You found a guy who can do math 😍
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SinlessOnslaught I only fuck with those, nobody else
Khenpal1 · M
don't smoke or else its until death us apart 😁
Freeranger · M
Literally......a drag then.
ekwalizur · 41-45, M
Aaaaand... are you the type of person who honours her debts?
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@ekwalizur he's the one responsible for it so 😪
Scribbles · 36-40, F
That's super cute. Lol

Maybe seven years of sex is a cure for the potential lung cancer? 😂
dimfok · 22-25, M
Αρα τωρα πρεπει αυτή που μ αρεσει να αρχίσει το κάπνισμα. Το χω.
Straylight · 31-35, F
I can’t find a cigarette lighter emoji…🕯
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
I've lit several people's cigarettes when I still smoked.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SEVEN YEAR SEX?!
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@basilfawlty89 see, you never had me to educate you
SW-User
Thst is actually very true
SW-User
@HannibalAteMeOut I lived in Greece and these men are different
HannibalAteMeOut · 22-25, F
@SW-User I was watching a movie with my friend where they made greeks seem like all they thought about was sex and we were like 'pff we're not all like that!". Then we were talking about sex every day and realized that maybe yes we all are like that 😂
SW-User
@HannibalAteMeOut Well, when I was there they were sex crazed😂
MethDozer · M
That's lit

 
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