SO RUDE

What about those muffins made in England?

Now I want an english muffin 😩

They are described in Mrs Beeton's more than a decade before they were introduced to the US and in Hannah Glasse's The Art of Cookery. in 1747 before the US even existed. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_muffin

Crumpets with marmite, top snap

I once knew an English gal that was quite tasty... oh, wait, the wrong kind of muffin 🤣. Never mind.

Shepherds Pie is English and tastes wonderful.

I prefer a crumpet