A Speech Regarding National Pride. (recited in a beer commercial, circa late 1990's)
Hi... I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
And I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Carla, Bob or Suzie from Canada, but I'm certain they're very nice. :)
I have a Prime Minister, not a President!
And I speak English and French, not American!
And I pronounce it "about," Not "A-BOOT!"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack!
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing!
Diversity, not assimilation!
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A touque is a hat and a Chesterfield is a couch!
And it IS pronounced "Zed!" Not "Zee," "ZED!"
Canada is the second largest land mass and the first nation of hockey and the BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!!
My on-line handle is @Sidewinder!!
and I... AM... CANADIAN!!! 🇨🇦
And I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dog sled.
And I don't know Carla, Bob or Suzie from Canada, but I'm certain they're very nice. :)
I have a Prime Minister, not a President!
And I speak English and French, not American!
And I pronounce it "about," Not "A-BOOT!"
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack!
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing!
Diversity, not assimilation!
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal!
A touque is a hat and a Chesterfield is a couch!
And it IS pronounced "Zed!" Not "Zee," "ZED!"
Canada is the second largest land mass and the first nation of hockey and the BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!!!
My on-line handle is @Sidewinder!!
and I... AM... CANADIAN!!! 🇨🇦
36-40, M
