Do you want to know to learn how to catch a Canadian?

Just throw down maple syrup and pancakes and they are caught.

That is the Canadian kryptonite

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Guardian · 56-60, M

MMMMMaple syrup!

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HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I cook the sap and bottle it and pass it all to the family that helps

Guardian · 56-60, M

@HumanEarth how many families involved? How long does it take to harvest and process?

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

A couple a weeks to a month for sap collection. Equal amount of time to cook the sap down

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

I'm Canadian and I find this funny.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

That’d work for me too. And I’ve never stepped foot in Canada.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

This Canadian likes pancakes but not maple syrup. I much prefer Rogers Golden Syrup the kind that used to come in a can. You could use the can for all kinds of things including Jam Can Curling. Doesn't get much more Canadian than Jam Can Curling.

Guardian · 56-60, M

@hippyjoe1955 pancakes without Canadian maple syrup is like walking nekkid in a blizzard!

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@Guardian I would prefer to be nekkid in a blizzard than eat maple syrup. Just can't down the taste.

Guardian · 56-60, M

@hippyjoe1955 Bite Your Tongue! You Sir, CANNOT be Canajun, eh?!

2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M

What!! Hold out for bacon too

SilkenHippie · 51-55, F

OMG This is so funny

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

Right, eh.

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