Small town life

Wayne lives in the same town he grew up in. He married a local girl and her two brothers are good friends with Wayne. One of the brothers is a very successful farmer and the other is fire chief in the volunteer fire department. Wayne is a busy man and if there is one thing he hates is mowing his lawn. He thinks it is a complete waste of time and if he could let it all die he would be happy. One day he got home from work and found his farmer brother in law busy fertilizing Wayne's lawn. Wayne nearly popped a cork he was so angry. He chased his brother in law off his property telling him to never come back again. The next night Wayne got home and found the town's fire truck in front of his home. The other brother in law was busy watering the newly fertilized lawn.