The Grand Canyon! I would tell them to charter a plane and FLY through. NEXT I would send them to Muir Woods in northern California, and LAST to Yellowstone National Park.

Probably Yosemite National Park and couple it with a tour of San Francisco.

Outbwest to the Rockies

To a small town like mine, where they could see how real Americans live, and then somewhere like the Adirondacks, so they could see the true beauty of this country.

Las Vegas. They get to see many sides of American life, the glitz, the glamour, the BIGNESS of everything here...

...but you can also take day trips to Hoover Dam, one of the most impressive engineering feats in history, the Grand Canyon, Joshua Tree national park, and pretty much anything you want to do, provided you have the money to pay for it...

The game reserve on a Safari.

in my bed but they gotta pay me afterwards

York. Medieval walled city full of sights. A day at the horse racing and a few bets. Plenty of top notch restaurants. Surrounded by beautiful Yorkshire from Nidderdale to the Moors.

Back home

vancouver...then take a ferry to vancouver island to victoria and other places... then go east stopping along the way including the okanagan eventually ending up in the rockies

Meh 🤷‍♂ nobody starts their tour of Australia here in Adelaide. They usually start with Sydney...

Galway and the whole Connemara region.

Back out. It sucks here!

depends on what they were here for