I don’t know what you keep me around for

you're good people in my book ☺

Taxes, we like to see you pay your taxes!

Seriously???
There are few people around here that I'd choose to keep around, and you're one whose company I enjoy.
You're definitely a keeper!

I keep telling you! You’re amazing, bud! Best mobile leaning post I’ve ever had! Absolutely the perfect height…keep up the good work 👍

Your money duhh

In a zombie apocalypse, your house will be a refuge

Someone's got to clean the SW bathrooms...

I needs someone to hold my beard for me when my chin gets hot🤷🏾

Sometimes you keep it too long, but you been keeping it moisturized and purty so I let it slide. 😏

The cats entertained by your misery

Definitely not your smarts, dear.

I have asked myself this very question, often. 🤔

You owe us money 💰... that or questionable sexual favours 🙄

Someone has to do the hard labor.......

Cheap thrills.