This is your time to shine

@itsok well la tee da ms I can afford moisturizer 🙄

@ShepherdBard
I don't have the coordination for it. Your centre of gravtity is much closer to the ground than mine is.

@SaorUladh but you’re so much more flexible from constantly spreading your cheeks

@ShepherdBard
IVE TOLD YOU BEFORE WE KEEP THAT SORT OF TALK IN DMS 😡

@FreestyleArt
Yes. He'll pay $5 for the privilege of shining someones butt

@SaorUladh and the best part of the Job. The reflection of their butts

@Straylight why would you be?!!

@ShepherdBard If you say so…

@ShepherdBard *succeedes and credits your hate as my motivation

@deadgerbil *takes out loan to drink away the pain*

@ShepherdBard pause

@Prettybratbi1tch yea and cross my heart even

@ShepherdBard fine I'll do. It

@Prettybratbi1tch yayyyyy

@Soossie 😎 tone it down woman.

@SaorUladh

@empanadas
btw I said the buddha thing because I randomly remembered all the fat guy posts you used to make 💀

@SaorUladh don't worry I'm fabulous