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I’ve been called every name in the book

Been called a pterodactyl lately?

Well, now you have
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Bexsy yea it’s the voice
@ShepherdBard gimme time. I'll think of something
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
Was it Encyclopedia set from the 1970's?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you must be talking to yourself
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
I'm no cutie!! 😒✋✋
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
I'm pretty sure no one's called you asstronaut
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Was that the phone book? 🤔
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard Ok Zappa, Frank 😂
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Zaphod42 I liked Pizza Hut better
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard Ok, sorry…I had the white pages out 😅
I bet you weren't called Ginormous 😚😙
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous for your information I was, being called it sarcastically still counts!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Small book?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Degbeme I know you don’t like big books unless they have more pictures than words 🙄
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@ShepherdBard I never pick up a book unless it has pictures. 😒
deadgerbil · 26-30
I can see why
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil pipe down peanut gallery
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Well you are a anastomosis :P
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure you’re taking it too far
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard Just adding spice where you seem to be dull :P
Classified · M
You been reading the Smurfs? 🤨
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Classified · M
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Little one?
Check ✅

🥔🥴
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato not that one 😒
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard AWWW 🥔🥰🥴
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@BittersweetPotato sthap it 😑
Selah ·
The book:
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Selah asking for it Selah!
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Even Odesser and Lolessor? (which are real names I've seen in a nearby graveyard XD )
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda yea i checked those off years ago
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@ShepherdBard
Blondily · F
Well that happens when you get a side job as a stripper, bad boy Bart! 😆 lol
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Blondily I had to pay the bills somehow
Blondily · F
@ShepherdBard I can tell you work really hard for those tips!! 😆
HannahSky · F
Seems like being a stripper was ok for you 🫢
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HannahSky this is a pg post thank you very much
HannahSky · F
@ShepherdBard I'm responding to the comments
Have you been called Harold ?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark well no, no one would dare 🤨
@ShepherdBard ok 🤭



Harold
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@pripyatamusementpark how dare you?! 🤬🤬🤬
Ashly · 26-30, F
Let me repeat the list then 😈
🗣🗣🔥🔥
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Ashly you don’t have to be so eager
Ashly · 26-30, F
Including Eric and Jerome?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl the Bible
Lilnonames · F
Your a Covfefe, haha


term that doesn't appear in the Oxford English Dictionary, but Urban Dictionary defines it as "When you want to say 'coverage' but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard"
MethDozer · M
Lilliputian is hardly every word in the book
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@MethDozer *throws book at you*
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SophSmiles just watch your head Andre
SophSmiles · 22-25, F
@ShepherdBard sure thing Gimley
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SophSmiles good for you Shaq
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