S.F. California

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I've seen it be done, and almost stepped a few times. Beautiful city but it's sure gone to shit. Hahaha.

@Notsimilarreally dont forget to wear.. flowers in your hair…

For the stench 🤓

@AccursedAlexander3

OK, while walking my room mate's dog off Ventura in Sherman Oaks after work some bodybuilder fella came up to us with nose constantly sniffling. With wide open eyes he asked if I knew where to buy some drugs. I said no but he wouldn't take no for an answer and suddenly behaved menacing. Well the pit bull I was walking didn't like him one bit and growled as he leapt towards the weirdo. Finally backed off. Knarly pit bull teeth are a strong inducement to behave.

@AccursedAlexander3

Always wondered why the dude in the next apartment made so much noise partying with these chicks. Often went to my tech job half asleep. Come to find out he ran a porn site and those were his hoebags. Hot but still nasty 304s.

@BizSuitStacy

As the sun heats up, woke leftist weirdos tell you it smells like barbecue fajitas!

With some sauce to the side.

@Patriot96

The cops won't arrest you, just like they don't arrest nude midgets running on Bay to Breakers marathon I read in the paper when I lived near Mission. Who cares if there's a family with kids watching. 🙄

@Patriot96 I’ll need one looking for my family.