Official canon description of Florida Man, his powers, his headquarters, etc.
Name: Florida Man
Base of operations: Florida
Type: chaos god
Goals: beyond human understanding
Powers: Shapeshifting, respawning
Headquarters: An unassuming little trailer in a trailer park. However, this trailer contains a mind-blowing secret. It is a portal to a dimension of madness, the home dimension of Florida Man. Any human attempting to look inside the trailer will go instantly mad. The trailer contains whatever weapons, devices, and animals Florida Man requires.
Modus Operandi:
Florida Man (sometimes known as Florida Woman) is a shapeshifting chaos god. He assumes a different form every day. This is so that no one sees his special brand of chaos coming. Once he has assumed a nondescript form, Florida Man proceeds to perform bizarre, usually illegal, sometimes violent, and always entertaining acts. If he is arrested or killed while accomplishing his goals of spreading chaos, Florida Man respawns in his trailer. No one has ever seen his true form.
Base of operations: Florida
Type: chaos god
Goals: beyond human understanding
Powers: Shapeshifting, respawning
Headquarters: An unassuming little trailer in a trailer park. However, this trailer contains a mind-blowing secret. It is a portal to a dimension of madness, the home dimension of Florida Man. Any human attempting to look inside the trailer will go instantly mad. The trailer contains whatever weapons, devices, and animals Florida Man requires.
Modus Operandi:
Florida Man (sometimes known as Florida Woman) is a shapeshifting chaos god. He assumes a different form every day. This is so that no one sees his special brand of chaos coming. Once he has assumed a nondescript form, Florida Man proceeds to perform bizarre, usually illegal, sometimes violent, and always entertaining acts. If he is arrested or killed while accomplishing his goals of spreading chaos, Florida Man respawns in his trailer. No one has ever seen his true form.
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