Jesus was sexually active

Jesus was highly sexually active because he could change the size of his dick to fit any woman's pussy. And he could perform miracles that no woman would get pregnant when he fucked them.

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oldguy73 · 70-79, M Best Comment

pride49 · 31-35, M

@oldguy73 Called low sperm count

James25 · 61-69, M

@pride49 yes Jesus was able to keep his sperm count low. So as you not get any women pregnant.

pride49 · 31-35, M

@James25 🙄

TheHammer · M

Dude you're almost 70 years old.

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James25 · 61-69, M

@TheHammer Jesus promised his followers that they would have enormous penises in heaven and huge sex parties. And that women would have huge breasts.

James25 · 61-69, M

@TheHammer there is a secret Jesus sex cult that worships Jesus huge gigantic penis. They bow down and pray to it every night. And have sex orgies to celebrate their love of Jesus penis.

oldguy73 · 70-79, M

@TheHammer it was a joke get it

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