Isn’t this the time of year where Jesus is supposed to rise from the dead and egg your house or something?

No.

This is the time of Year we all remember what Jesus has done for You & I/Us, in allowing himself to be tortured, nailed to a cross and died for all the sins of You & I/Us all the while being completely blameless free of sin.

On Sunday Jesus rose from the Dead in Accordance with the Scriptures. Then to be witnessed by many as he revealed himself soon then to Ascend into Heaven.

I'm waiting out in the field with eggs ...like Linus did with pumpkins waiting for the great pumpkin to appear

If Jesus died for my sins and I don't sin then didn't He die for nothing?

And this year, it falls on 4/20. What do you suppose that means? 🧐

Jesus is putting all their efforts into mar a largo.this year ..

Even though they were crucified for previous pranks on the bullies of society . Dude still has a sense of humour ..

Egg my house. Have you not seen the price of eggs? 🙄

The Easter bunny came and left. He didn't see you nor your abode.

Lemme egg your house. ☺

he rises from the dead, comes out of the cave, sees his shadow and there's 6 more weeks of winter

Well he only rose once but the egg is pagan influence imo 😏

The bunny poop eggs in the yard

Potato Jesus? 🥔🥴 This one throws potatoes at your house 🥔😚