My 2nd cousin is Ben Franklin who moved to Mississippi in 1992 to escape the viking invasion of Japan due to religious reformation claiming he couldn't eat lettuce on groundhog day because of Australians love of space travel.

Interesting! I had to look up Wesleyan, and I enjoy learning new things. My family is originally from the UK, with small dollops of Belgian, German, Dutch, Norwegian, and so on. My father's family immigrated to the USA in the late 1800's, and they were Church of England. They became Roman Catholic, (against my great-grandfather's wishes), because there was no other nearby Church that his wife and 12 children could attend. I heard that he refused to sit down, and always stood at the back of the church, but allowed his wife and children to sit and participate.

i’m a proud black man possibly having a breakdown

Where is "here?" What land of Wesleyans are you in?