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Christians, would you do as Abraham did and obey God's order to murder your only child?

For those who aren't familiar, the story goes like this:

God: Hey Abraham, take your miracle baby Isaac and go kill him on an altar for me, k?
Abraham: Will do, Lord


So Abraham gets up early the next morning, grabs Isaac and they start making the long journey to Moriah where God wants Abraham to murder his only child.

Isaac: Hey Dad?
Abraham: Yes, my dearly loved son?
Isaac: Uh....we didn't bring a sheep or anything to sacrifice.
Abraham: Don't worry about it, kiddo
😉

They finally arrive at Moriah whereupon Abraham builds an altar...

Isaac: Great altar, Dad! Now where do- wait what are you doing?!

...and ties Issac down onto it. He then takes his sacrificial knife and prepares to kill the son whom he loves dearly.
But at the last moment an angel appears!

Angel: Hey Abraham actually stop tho. This was just a test, bud! Great Job!
Abraham/Isaac: ..... *visibly traumatized*

And then Abraham spotted a ram caught in some bushes and cut that bad boy up for the Lord.
Hurray!
And lo, the walk home was pretty fucking awkward.😓

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exexec · 70-79, C
@exexec

This is the correct answer

 
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