Attention rapturees!

Tomorrow's your big day, or so I hear 😇

Worried about what will happen to your sinful pets 🐶😻🐍🦘🐟🐥🕷 once you've been snatched?

Worry no more! For only $1000 I will ensure they have a loving home after you've been grabbed.

DM me for payment details 🤑

Happy rapturing!

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SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

Please could you look after my daughter's two guinea pigs 🐹🐹 They are very friendly. I'll provide a month's worth of straw and bran, but the odd dandelion or two would be appreciated.

Adeptlinguist · M

@SunshineGirl I will happily do that but only:

1. After the rapture
2. If she is raptured
3. If I have received the advance payment of $1000

🤣

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

@Adeptlinguist You can take whatever is left in my daughter's swear box . . on second thoughts 🤦‍♀