Attention rapturees!

Tomorrow's your big day, or so I hear 😇

Worried about what will happen to your sinful pets 🐶😻🐍🦘🐟🐥🕷 once you've been snatched?

Worry no more! For only $1000 I will ensure they have a loving home after you've been grabbed.

DM me for payment details 🤑

Happy rapturing!

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SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

Please could you look after my daughter's two guinea pigs 🐹🐹 They are very friendly. I'll provide a month's worth of straw and bran, but the odd dandelion or two would be appreciated.

Adeptlinguist · M

@SunshineGirl I will happily do that but only:

1. After the rapture
2. If she is raptured
3. If I have received the advance payment of $1000

🤣

SunshineGirl · 36-40, F

@Adeptlinguist You can take whatever is left in my daughter's swear box . . on second thoughts 🤦‍♀

HumanEarth · F

I'm with @Lilymoon WHAT?

Lilymoon · F

What

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PathwayMachine · M

All of these threads on the rapture. The rapture was introduced by an end times (eschatology) 1800s preacher, John Darby. The Bible doesn't teach the rapture. The teaching isn't very popular outside the USA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Nelson_Darby

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