Well i've finished the whole ding dang Bible, cover to cover! Can't say i've become Christian but im basically a Bible scholar now lol. Any questions?

Overall a good read though.
Lots of good characters, compelling stories and tragic ones. Sexy bits, funny bits, epic bits.
Some good messages and some bad ones. Could use a little bit of pruning down of the repetitive parts but all in all i give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars!

This is the background music i chose to read Revelation to because my normal stuff was not epic enough lol.
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmp2zJ7UNPM&ab_channel=LenaStiffel]

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canusernamebemyusername · M

That is a generous score. Lol

Pikachu

@canusernamebemyusername

lol well we each have different tastes. Mostly i just dinged it for a few pretty unsavory stories of righteousness and of course the mind-numbingly repetitive sections.
I understand how to build the tabernacle! Stop explaining it! lol

canusernamebemyusername · M

@Pikachu Rotton tomatoes would Def have tanked it. Lol

Pikachu

@canusernamebemyusername

Does Rotten tomatoes do books? lol

canusernamebemyusername · M

@Pikachu Not that I know of. But I always found them to be a lot more critical than other sites. Lol

GeniUs · 56-60, M

@canusernamebemyusername seems like a good place to say, scoring The Bible as one book would be like picking half a dozen books at random, various genres, various authors and giving it a single score. The books of The Bible would score from zero up to 5, with most being around the 2 mark (IMO).

Pikachu

@GeniUs Yeah but who's got time for that?

GeniUs · 56-60, M

@Pikachu You read the thing and quite honestly pages of beget this, beget that and the son of Giuseppi, who was son of Tonto, who was son of Adam; I'm gonna call it you've got the time.

Pikachu

@GeniUs

lol the fuckin thing that really wound me up was describing the offerings that the 12 tribes of Israel brought. A silver plate weighing this much and a brass bowl weighing this much and so on....[i]exactly the same thing fucking 12 times!!!🤬[/i]

GeniUs · 56-60, M

@Pikachu makes you realise that isn't exactly what god would be telling us.

Pikachu

@GeniUs Among other things