Are you a shape-shifting reptilian? 🧐

Like I would tell you

I'm a beautiful creation of nature dear

For the last time, it's Martian! Not reptilian!

Nope, but I am here to steal your bard card!

lolz

No, But I am the last Sasquatch

IWell, I am DragonFruit...and I shape-shift from being a fearsome reptilian into a submissive gay bottom slut (with a little help from alcohol and cannabis).

Yes, im the average American politician

😒 i wouldn't have chosen this shape

naw