What is the acceptable force to use for beating ones gardener after the fat oaf destroys ones prized petunias?
15 lashes I was considering but papa says that is extreme
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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@thepreposterouspanda You may have a point sir
Mamapolo2016 · F
@Mamapolo2016 I own them my dear I didnt breed them!
Mamapolo2016 · F
@DeadRabbits I ask because if they would bloom every year, it's a graver offense than if they'd bloom one year and be dead anyway.
@BigBulge One is not a savage!
BigBulge · 41-45, M
Then you might want to stop whining over your destroyed petunias...@DeadRabbits
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@DeadRabbits sorry.. you call them ICE 😁
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it is rather nippy this time of year.
fun4us2b · M
That's not a gardener...do your own, or get another...
SW-User
Drown his ass with the hose.
SatyrService · M
11. but use a real whip