Verily, my lady of Punxi, the portal on yon metallic contraption doth resist my efforts to open. I find myself in dire need of egress, for I have unleashed a most foul wind, and must needs allow the gentle zephyrs of freshness to enter, banishing the vile stench from mine behind.

That has to be one of the funniest recountings of a disturbing, embarrassing event ever.

You have a talent!

Thank you.

Why I might have been on that flight and I was blaming the little old lady in seat 35A. That drifted a long way back. Lol

Its a bit hard to open a window are 40k feet

You need to seek atonement

😅