okay, ya'll caught me. I'm actually Zooey Deschanel. don't tell anybody

Steve Buscemi

I could care less what Hollywood flake has an account anywhere honestly. When they live in gated multimillion dollar communities with tons of private security, they do not know what the real people of the world face daily.

I am Oprah, but that's a secret.🤫

Danny Bonaduce

I was hoping Jeremy Sisto does, but I haven’t tracked him down yet.

I would imagine none.

All of them

Probably none, but there's a non-zero possibility that you have some minor celebrity who might have had an account here at one time over the years.

Zero. I’d be shocked if any celebrity at all (sports, music, politics, big business) would be here.

SW is like one of those islands where you get away from it all? 🏝️ .🌋

No celeb has ever heard of this place

Madonna

Deff not an A-lister

Will Smith

Zero

I’d be really surprised if any did. This isn’t Twitter (of course, Twitter isn’t Twitter anymore, either).

Zero, lol

Keanu Reeves might be a lurker