That would depend on what the payment was. If it's less than the minimum, then I won't bother with any official employment at all and just do OnlyFans. I'd probably make more money there. 😂

I'm a brine taster over at the pickle factory but I'd rather be an olive stuffer.

Bed tester 🤔

Pool boy, easy. (:

Make pottery

Horse Trainer in Ranch

Professional sleeper

Rhythm guitar in a rock band!

And I don't even know how to play!!

Your Mom

Sell ice cream

Pick cotton

Collect cans

Greeter or Host person?

Stay at home Dad? That's a job, right?

Vanna White's job

A simple physical labor job

mow council lawns

An SW-Questions Robot apprentice consultant.

Bikini wrangler

Get paid more for not having a job?

Obviously I'd be a stripper.

I'd be a pimp, obviously.

Well, it looks like the President of the United States is allowed to attempt to break laws at will now, so that might be an easy job, just do whatever illegal activities you want now

I would become a Moderator on SW, my lifelong sole ambition.

Yo mama 🤣