I won the lottery!!!!

I’ll soon be going to collect my winnings, and you poor peasants may all say you knew me before I won the eight, count it, $8. Finally, retirement has arrived 😋

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AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

What on earth will you find to spend such a huge windfall on...maybe some eggs?

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@AntisocialTroll Oh, hey. Let's not be throwing out those impossible goals.

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@AntisocialTroll I was thinking something truly extravagant…either half a dozen eggs, or a gallon of gas 😋