I'm starting a petition if I should keep the booty or lose the booty?

I think you should go with option 3..

Shake the booty..

Keep it

If you like it keep it. Do what makes you feel best.

Does your milkshake bring the boys to the yard?

Yargh keep it.

Losing the booty would be a shame, especially if you've worked hard to plunder it. So, hoist the colors and keep your treasure safe! 🏴‍☠

Speaking as an older guy...keep the booty.

Ya always keep the booty

Are you thinking about have a booty auction? 😂

Booty, booty booty

Better yet, loose it.