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sunriselover · M
Edd.
I taught him. Not the brightest of ducks. He used to take his shoes and socks off and walk in puddles.
Hence his name. Having said that, he managed to get a fifteen year old girl pregnant.
A year later, I was at another place, thirty miles away. Another fifteen year old girl came up to me, and said, ‘You know my boyfriend , Edd Duck’. A different girl of course. No she did not know, and I did not tell her. How do you respond to that.
I taught him. Not the brightest of ducks. He used to take his shoes and socks off and walk in puddles.
Hence his name. Having said that, he managed to get a fifteen year old girl pregnant.
A year later, I was at another place, thirty miles away. Another fifteen year old girl came up to me, and said, ‘You know my boyfriend , Edd Duck’. A different girl of course. No she did not know, and I did not tell her. How do you respond to that.
Jemimapuddleduck · 31-35, F
@sunriselover Best thing to do is duck out that situation!
sunriselover · M
@Jemimapuddleduck I did.
But this is very similar to Kyle Walker with his two families.
You don’t know what baggage is brought with a guy.
But this is very similar to Kyle Walker with his two families.
You don’t know what baggage is brought with a guy.
Jemimapuddleduck · 31-35, F
@sunriselover I know, puts me off!
sunriselover · M
Jean duck. This was an old lady I knew, who filled her house with model ducks.
From her two up, two down cottage she ran a dating agency. If someone rang on the phone, she usually had her answerphone on with the message, ‘ the office is now closed, it will reopen in three weeks time’.
If you were unlucky enough to get through, she had two A4 files, one for men, one for women’. Unfortunately she dropped them on the floor and got them mixed up. So she never had a clue who had dated whom.
From her two up, two down cottage she ran a dating agency. If someone rang on the phone, she usually had her answerphone on with the message, ‘ the office is now closed, it will reopen in three weeks time’.
If you were unlucky enough to get through, she had two A4 files, one for men, one for women’. Unfortunately she dropped them on the floor and got them mixed up. So she never had a clue who had dated whom.
Jemimapuddleduck · 31-35, F
@sunriselover You have known a couple of ducks in your life .. Edd and now Jean.
I was going to say give me her number but on second thoughts ... .....
I was going to say give me her number but on second thoughts ... .....
Convivial · 26-30, F
Where's Daffy, hmmm?
C11111111111111 · 31-35, M
