Why do birds suddenly appear ,every time you are near?

Brought a tear to my eye.


That wasn't pecked out 🥹

You're so stinkin sweet ☺

Ummm, I don't think I smell like a corpse 🤔

On the day that you were born the angels got together and decided that someone made a big mistake. 🎶

Vultures circling a carcass isn’t ‘birds suddenly appearing’ 😑

So they can poop on my windshield 😡