I have decided to leave the bones from the chicken I ate this morning on the roof

To send a message to other birds.

They keep shitting on my laundry.

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fun4us2b · M

Lol - I always reassure the birds in my yard while I grill chicken that they are too small to eat...

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fun4us2b · M

@Miram And when I uncover and open the grill I try to warn and chase away all the crickets and they all bail out like they're leaving the Titanic - but there's always a stubborn one that ends up barbequed 🦗🔥

Miram · 31-35, F

@fun4us2b tis is not ok

fun4us2b · M

@Miram I know, I can't stop them from going in there...silly bugs...I chase as many as I can! Maybe I can try uncovering it earlier in the day...

UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M

I heard hanging reflective CD can scare away the birds.

Miram · 31-35, F

@UnderTheBridge they learn it is useless after a while

Viper · M

I don't think they're smart enough to get the message lol 😂

Carla · 61-69, F

Well, now they'll do it not out of convenience, but for spite.

softspokenman · M

😱 Putting chicken bones out on your roof might attract vultures ☺️

Barny52 · 56-60, M

That’s a good idea let me know if it works

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Miram · 31-35, F

@MalteseFalconPunch and you are much more precious

Coppercoil · M

How come you wont let me shit on your laundry? I thought we were real friends :(

Viper · M

You are eating dinosaurs! Here is proof!

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