I have decided to leave the bones from the chicken I ate this morning on the roof

To send a message to other birds.

They keep shitting on my laundry.

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fun4us2b · M

Lol - I always reassure the birds in my yard while I grill chicken that they are too small to eat...

Miram · 31-35, F

@fun4us2b this is sweet

fun4us2b · M

@Miram And when I uncover and open the grill I try to warn and chase away all the crickets and they all bail out like they're leaving the Titanic - but there's always a stubborn one that ends up barbequed 🦗🔥

Miram · 31-35, F

@fun4us2b tis is not ok

fun4us2b · M

@Miram I know, I can't stop them from going in there...silly bugs...I chase as many as I can! Maybe I can try uncovering it earlier in the day...