Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Cause it’s hot. I sweated just standing in my living room.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Longpatrol the internet repair man must have been dying.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
It's because you're so darn sweet, Longfella. Like a Popsicle!
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
It’s July…
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Because it's hot as....
SomeMichGuy · M
Because...as you discovered from a newspaper article, you are very close to or in Hell, since your malls are the gateways...!
bookerdana · M
WWE syndrome..Wicked Witch of the East......

