I Survived Another Friday 13th

If everybody would just shift their weight 14 inches to the right the Earth will tilt just a tad and the asteroid will miss us by 300 miles or so. So at 2AM GMT everybody raise one leg and lean to the right and hold it for 17 minutes. That means all 7 billion of you.

🤗 You will overcome, you will not be overcome.

We still have 14 hours 43 minutes of Friday 13th remaining. Good to know it's survivable.

A sad moment in time for sure, but one that will ultimately be lost to the ages.