Tell me something, Christians. Why are you unable to disprove the existence of the Great Green Arkleseizure?

It is well known and well established that the Great Green Arkleseizure created the entire universe quite by accident one day when he sneezed. The Jatravartids of Viltvodle VI believe this quite devoutly, and have dedicated millions of pieces of literature to this quite obviously true story.

An ancient cave drawing of the Great Green Arkleseizure in the act of creation.

Millions of beings throughout the galaxy, including here on Earth, have scoffed at the idea that this being is the true creator, but no one has provided a single shred of evidence to the contrary. And so, my friends, I have come to warn you. The time will one day arrive when we bear witness to the coming of the Great Handkerchief, which will wipe the universe clean.

Will you be ready?

Gesundheit, my friends.