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CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
There is a gentleman who rules the universe. However, I do not think that is what you meant.
mindless · M
@CorvusBlackthorne Elon musk?
CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
@mindless Hardly. If you have read the works of Douglas Adams, you will know the gentleman of whom I speak.
You see, many years ago, it was determined that anyone wishing to rule the universe was automatically unqualified for the position and should never be allowed near it, and so they had to find someone in the universe who not only did not want the position, but did not realise he had it.
He lives with his cat on an uncharted planet, the location of which only a few the universe know. Trusted advisors come to his cave once per galactic month with supplies, and ask him for advice.
You see, many years ago, it was determined that anyone wishing to rule the universe was automatically unqualified for the position and should never be allowed near it, and so they had to find someone in the universe who not only did not want the position, but did not realise he had it.
He lives with his cat on an uncharted planet, the location of which only a few the universe know. Trusted advisors come to his cave once per galactic month with supplies, and ask him for advice.