We (and by that I mean I) had to have a stern word with Alan
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AntisocialTroll · 51-55, F
But Alan's so cute! He has the bushiest of tails, no sane woman could stand between Alan and his nuts...
You might wanna use a tin, all that plastic ain't good for a squirrel...
So jealous...
You might wanna use a tin, all that plastic ain't good for a squirrel...
So jealous...
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GLITTER · 36-40, F
@AntisocialTroll facts indicate we do not know how to sex squirrels, this could be Alana showing off her nips
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
He knows the both of you. Playing one against the other. 🙃😆
Careful though, squirrels are rodents. They're like rats, they can be persistent and eat right through doors, in the wrong temperament.
Careful though, squirrels are rodents. They're like rats, they can be persistent and eat right through doors, in the wrong temperament.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@DeWayfarer yeah that’s what I’m worried about, I reckon he could easily chew through the cat flap. Lol. We’re trying to take him out to other parts of the garden to stop him from getting too used to being fed by the back door
Gangstress · 41-45, F
I like how i came in all innocent like has alan eaten today then?! 😅🤣
I will read things over and over until they register tbf x
I will read things over and over until they register tbf x
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@Gangstress[big] “innocent” [/big]
Mooed78 · 41-45, F
Alan is way too friendly lol Did Alan eat any chocolate or just ate the plastic?
NerdyPotato · M
So much betrayal all over the place! 😱
NerdyPotato · M
@GLITTER do not let a squirrel get between you and your wife, ever. He's very cute and all, but he's not worth that.
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@NerdyPotato yet on day I can see it sleeping in between us in bed
NerdyPotato · M
@GLITTER that would be so cute 🥺
Keep your pimp hand strong.
Nice advice there…🤣
Nice advice there…🤣
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
Weaksauce, dear. Where was your resolve?
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@ineedadrink there is no resolve until I am the squirrel overlord 🙌🏼 watch this space bass face
ineedadrink · 51-55, M
@GLITTER Goalz!
HootyTheNightOwl · 36-40
Lol, I thought Alan was a dog...
GLITTER · 36-40, F
@HootyTheNightOwl one day Alan will be trained as if it were a dog