We (and by that I mean I) had to have a stern word with Alan

I was sent this evidence on Thursday..

And what it became was this..

Alan had found the stash 🤨 and thought oh this is obviously a self service place.

So I had to have a talk with him on Friday morning about boundaries. As I lectured him he looked on, engaged, yet confused, and thinking, “where’s my walnuts bish”. I said “ no Alan, no nuts today “

As my gf woke from her overslept slumber I messaged her…
Later in the morning the following conversations happens

Anyways later on I get home from work and we discuss Alangate and guess what.…?

Alan got peanuts that day

😣