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46-50, M
Letting go of the past and working to live and laugh a little
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averageguy: So annoying when TV shows say "adult situations",...
@jefferson that's way too far
2 days ago
Tumbleweed: I get to take my new car home next week!!!...
@Tumbleweed get the gas siphoned out
2 days ago
averageguy: I feel soooooo special when I get DM'd with "hey...
@Ferric67 I don't respond ever
3 days ago
averageguy: Are you waiting for permission to be happy?
@Wiseacre I thought I was. It was unpleasant. Then...
4 days ago
averageguy: I always knock on the fridge door before opening...
@JimboSaturn lol, I've been blocked by said user
4 days ago
averageguy: Doc asked me if I ate nuts after a workout like he...
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout lol
5 days ago
averageguy: I asked the kid working the register at McD if the...
@justlooking2023 that requires wit
1 week ago
averageguy: When you're drunk, are you more honest or just a...
@RosaMarie that's natural as well
2 wks ago
averageguy: Occasionally I pi$$ into the wind just to remind...
@Monalisasmith86 this was metaphorical, you're...
2 wks ago
averageguy: Time to start a gofundme for Pac Man?
@Fishy really, eat a glowing dot and then the...
2 wks ago
averageguy: When a man says he'll take care of something, he...
@Cassieee you've got it figured out!
2 wks ago
averageguy: When a man says he'll take care of something, he...
@Cassieee just carry a 2x4 through the house with...
2 wks ago
averageguy: When a man says he'll take care of something, he...
@Cassieee see, that's too short of a grace period
2 wks ago
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