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I am really liking the new girl.

Nice change from the zombies that still remember the soviet union.

There are days that i wish that i had a huge catapult to launch people into the Atlantic.

I am enjoying this season extremely short summer dresses.

Seeing parts of the US turning into the 3rd world is just strange.

What happen to you guys?

It was a pleasure knowing you gentlemen.

I am really getting old. I am in so much pain today.

It is going to be vodka and painkillers for me today.

I really like the new delivery girl.

Looks a lot like a past gf from the college days.

The new batch of 20 years old is killing me.

The supermarkets look totally different after payday.

Shows how broke people are.

As far i can go back my family is 100% european.

But me and my siblings have some facial characteristics that are considered east asian. And this clearly comes from my father part of the family. It is just odd. A shame the dead cant speak because someone has some explaining to do.

There are days that i wish i could drink at work.

I have great respect for women that are able to walk and even dance in high heels.

I know someone that can dance samba like she is on cocaine and never falls. It is really impressive.

I discovered that my fb drives like she is in madmax.

That woman has no respect for the law or public safety.

Europe is divided in 3 civilizations.

The wine civilization, the beer civilization and the vodka civilization.

I haven't been in love since my early 20s.

I am not even sure if i really remember how it feels.

I got bullied the entire duration of primary school by a girl.

She started to be way nicer to me when puberty happen.

I once lived in a town where the Mayor's father had to be dragged kicking and screaming by the police from the Town Hall more than once.

For some reason the old man thought that because his son got elected it would be him in charge. He would come in the town hall and start to boss people around. The thing escalated to the point that the police need to be called more than once.

What is a good christmas present for a 6 yr old girl?

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