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Matt85 · 36-40, M
Does kinda sound like me. When I was a kid I stole a frog from my aunties back garden. I put it in my pocket and it died.
LordShadowfire · M
@Matt85 I bet that felt really bad. Go to open your pocket to check on your new little friend, and he's just dead. I used to catch garter snakes, and I would put them in jars. I learned the hard way not to leave them in the sun.
Lostpoet · M
Can't be me, those sentences were complete thoughts.
southerngent · M
That’s very eloquent and spot on.
SW-User
Do more of the sex you will
NerdyPotato · M
@SW-User how many more? 200? 500?
SW-User
@NerdyPotato Force yourself to do as many as you can you must