Help my son is a furry what do I do

well you could get one of the brushes that makes sure he's groomed properly so he doesn't shed

or keep him off the furniture

You must still love him.

Hmmm I would think you would be thrilled to pieces by this...chip off the ol' block and all.

Disown

Accept him for who he is 🥰

Maybe he needs a lovely bejwelled collar

Time to visit the spay and neuter clinic.

It's a phase. He'll get tired of it after awhile

Drop him off at the shelter.

Send him to a school with litter boxes. 😏

Embrace his theatrical attitude. 🤷‍♀️

Casterate before reproducing

If I were to have a child do that, I'd be building a dog house. I don't keep pets that big in the house.
And... going to be changing the pet's diet. People food isn't the best for him.
And... I'm going to give a reality check to him and whomever bought that costume for him.

Celebrate.

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull.

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull.

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull.

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull.

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull

The ONLY and PROPER way to handle this situation is, put a few 9mm rounds in his skull

Burn the house down