I used to have a "friend with benefits" whose sole benefit was to snuggle me.

He was so flippin' foin too..but yeah he would just come over and snuggle me to sleep..not a money exchange thing..miss that.

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beermeplease · M

if we were "friends with benefits" i'd at least take out your trash....cuddling would cost you a relationship

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@beermeplease well someone give me one or the other, dammit 😤😤😤

beermeplease · M

@foldedunfolding @foldedunfolding *sneakingly takes out the trash.... comes back for cuddles 🤗

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@beermeplease d'aww thank you for reminding me..my roommate said he would take it out, but of course did not

beermeplease · M

@foldedunfolding hope he still paid his share of the rent....🤗

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@beermeplease he did, but also did this loveliness to my backsplash with the air fryer that also brought me german cockroaches from his previous place, that i paid 375 to fix

yet had the audacity to trip when i pointed out i have been paying for trash bags for a year and a half, and that was never part of the deal, so could he please spring for 7 dollars every other month?