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SWaides of the Jury...

.... seekers of evolution, champions of empowerment, and proud advocates of equality....

I Come Before You Today with a Very Important Question:

Have we evolved as a species…fought tooth an nail for equal rights and fastened that torture hasp on our backs since the dawn of time....to simply..

Fake An Orgasm?

CEOs, bartenders, philosophers...you stay at home moms out their ...we all make the same ridiculous face....when its dat' real real...mmmkay.

That, my friends, is true equality.

Set aside that Golden Globe performance, your status, your followers, or your carefully crafted identity.....

And ask yourself...

Does Powndtown Know My Name?

At the cusp of this Season I Hear By Declar this is;

TELL THEM THEIR DICK IS TRASH SUMMER!

Get some sun on them legs, buy some batteries and seek only Vitamin D that no actress need script.

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Are you aware of how many men like to be given advice or critique on their game ?

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Ive lost "lovers" faster than a knife fight in a phone booth by saying "you know, it'd be super nice if you.....(Place preferece here)."


Ive shattered life long illusions of Cassanovic delusions in a hearbeat.
I've seen men who think pumping a pinky should render female astronomic convulsuons imminent.
Ive seen them internally deflate at learning that furiously flicking a tongue, is NOT what they think it is.

Ive been deeply frowned at for thinking that i know what works for my lil bean.....because porn showed them otherwise.

....its so silly


Ps....i do love your delicious use of language.... splendiferous 💪
Punxi · F
@OogieBoogie I've never grasped why a lil instructions in bed can cause so much ego deflation....

Silly.

Only thing I've practiced faking is a seriously convincing yawn.

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Ps If theres one user here I'd colab words with...its you. 💪🏻×2
@Punxi aw🤗

I seriously doubt i could keep up. Ur like lighting ⚡