I love the face middle aged white ladies make when they start entertaining the idea of having dessert

"I really shouldn't, you're gonna get me into trouble"

"oh what the hell, I'll be naughty"

Followed by a hearty chuckle and a

Or one bite followed by "ohhh that's dangerous"

It makes me happy. Go ahead and live your best life ladies

Straylight · F

@HijabaDabbaDoo Based on the short, pale woman I married, you’d never guess my type is closer to Jameela Jamil.

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@Straylight my track record has been inconsistent even with me having a preference. Regardless, I'd respectfully let jameela fold me like an envelope anyday

Boeing · 36-40

it's so particular, and you got it so right yes, I will begin looking at my friends now at that time like never before, we will all your readers be doing that now 🤣