Hey what do women have in common with bacon?

1. Women smell great as does bacon.
2. Women taste great as does bacon.
3. Women will kill you slowly like bacon does!

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HumanEarth · 56-60, F Best Comment

Just don't bring home the the bacon. Think lean. Bring home the Sizzlean.

WillaKissing · 56-60

@HumanEarth You are quite welcome, when you add one best comment and then another great follow up, you earned Best Comment twice over.

Thank you.

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I always try to be the funny man

WillaKissing · 56-60

@HumanEarth I try too, so I understand completely where you are coming from.

Kill yah? Slowly? That’s not such a bad way to go, is it? 😈

@Sojournersoul
If something smells good, you can possibly eat it. 😁 Chances are you won’t die right away.

@CookieCrumbs Smells good, taste good, i will be at the spread eating. 😉

WillaKissing · 56-60

@CookieCrumbs Nope not at all. But I am in a severe drought and fear that it will live me living forever! LOL

But can bacon suck a golf ball through a garden hose 🤔

@Nunlover no, but I haven't seen a woman do it yet either 🤔

WillaKissing · 56-60

@Nunlover
Exactly what ssholes · 31-35 has said.

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Some are a little greasy

2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M

I cant argue with that

They both taste great

Nitedoc · 51-55, M

Good point!

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

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