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I'm the dirty old man...

Your momma warned you about....

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Cat2001 · 22-25, F

My mom did not succeed in scaring me, but that's another story lol

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@Cat2001 we should talk... ;)

Patientlywaiting · 46-50, FVIP

She used to say "wash your hands after you've touched that" but just how dirty are you? 😅

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@Patientlywaiting A long time since I washed my hands after touching that kinda dirty lol

SW-User

My mom used to tell me as a kid that there were men hiding in gas station bathrooms waiting for little boys like me to go in there so they can cut my balls off. I think she got a kick out of scaring me or something..

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@SW-User Don't worry, I'm only interested in women. Your balls are safe from me.

SW-User

@aboveaverageaveragejoe Okay. thanks for keeping my balls safe you dirty old man my mom warned me about..

SW-User

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@SW-User Thank you.

SStarfish ·

SW needs to remove these creepy af groups

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@SStarfish SW needs to remove judgmental pricks like you. You're welcome.

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helenS · 36-40, F

Haha you're not old
... but maybe dirty... 😏

ArtieKat · M

@helenS I'm not a Dirty Old Man - I'm an ageing English gentleman ;-)

helenS · 36-40, F

@ArtieKat You are much more than just a gentleman... 🌷

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@helenS I try my best ;)

Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25

Are you a white man? ,_,

aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M

@Iwantyourhotwife Last time I looked I was.

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