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I'm the dirty old man...

Your momma warned you about....
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My mom used to tell me as a kid that there were men hiding in gas station bathrooms waiting for little boys like me to go in there so they can cut my balls off. I think she got a kick out of scaring me or something..
@SW-User Don't worry, I'm only interested in women. Your balls are safe from me.
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@aboveaverageaveragejoe Okay. thanks for keeping my balls safe you dirty old man my mom warned me about..