Guys, listen up If a woman asks you a question, just tell the truth because she already knows...

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Yes I like your tits. Is that what you wanted to hear? 🤔

WindTherapy · 61-69, M

Reminds me of an old saying. "If you tell the truth, you never have to remember what you said..."

In bold letters across my offer letter, it boldly declares that no matter what, I must keep my yearly earnings a secret from any woman in my life.

Whether it’s my mom, my grandma, or even my future wife, I’m sworn to secrecy!
It’s all part of the company’s policy, and I have to say, it adds a little thrill to the whole thing!
:-* 🤐 ✨

Hatt94 · 56-60, MVIP

Nope. I plead the fifth.

Ferric67 · M

So I’ve heard

Northwest · M

How do you trust someone you're about to test?

Adroneandastrain · 46-50, M

Good rule of thumb 👍

greensnacks · F

That's what detectives do.

ostfuidctyvm

I honestly don't even know where the bra and panties came from, or why they were in my car 🤷

Sapio · 51-55, M

Women are like the police. They only ask questions to which they already know the answer. Been telling guys this for years.

hunkalove · 70-79, M

I lie a lot. Almost everything I say is a lie. Including this.

oldguy73 · 70-79, M

wildbill83 · 41-45, M

Mindfulness

AdmiralPrune · 46-50, M

Or…she might be absolutely fucking clueless.

MethDozer · M

This is terrible advice. If a woman ever asks you a question it doesn't matter what the truth is or qhat you say. She already has her mind made up and it is up to you to roll the dice and hope you guess what she wants to hear. The chances are slim, very slim. Still it is your only chance.